Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
- Sharon Stone
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
- Mae West
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- Rodney Dangerfield
It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
- Tallulah Bankhead
